{"product_id":"sexy-ugly-christmas-sweater-it-is-not-a-plastic-boob-cut-out-see-details-boob-breast-jumper-reindeer-boob-multi-versions","title":"Sexy Ugly Christmas Sweater, reindeer boob, it is NOT A PLASTIC boob, cut out, see details, boob, breast, jumper, reindeer boob, multi versions","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe hole is for your actual breast, IT IS NOT PLASTIC or a printed shirt. :)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you want to stand out at your Ugly Sweater Party, then this SEXY reindeer ugly Christmas sweater is for you!! You will receive one red, version of this sweater with a variation of Christmas decor and the reindeer eyes and nose pastie.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI use many different brands of Sweaters to help save you money! So the sweater knit and neck line may vary, from chunky knit to smooth knit, v neck to round neck. If you need the size measurements or want to know which sweater we are currently using please send us a message, sorry the sizes are not posted because we use so many different brands. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you are in between sizes please put a note in the cart at check out so we can make sure we get you the correct size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA one time use of double sided adhesive (made for sensitive skin) is included on the eyes and Nose. All you have to do is put your bare breast through the hole, grab the included pastie, peel of the backing and stick the reindeer nose and eyes on your breast and you are ready to ROCK! The hole in the sweater is pre cut and sewn around to prevent fraying.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis sweater can be used again, you'll just need to apply more adhesive to the reindeer eyes and nose. You can use fashion tape, boob tape, eyelash glue, toupee tape etc..\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJust let me know the sweater size and pastie size that you will need. The Regular Medium pastie is approximately 2\" to 2.25\" in diameter, the Large is approximately 2.50\" to 2.75\". There is a small variation on the size because they are made by hand. The glitter pom pom nose size may vary based on the pastie size. It will be at least 2 to 3\" big.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you want a more modest approach you can wear a tank top underneath! Apply the reindeer eyes and nose directly onto the tank top or even a cute bra, the possibilities are endless! The tank top could be tan or brown like a reindeer, pink, red, green or a really ugly color to make it super ugly!! YES I accept custom orders if you need a different size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlease note: the chest hole size will vary based on the sweater I use. And the sweater is spot clean only. I\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e also make a \"fake\" boob version in case you don't want show your real breast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Yoursassygrandma","offers":[{"title":"Pastie Med 2\u0026quot;-2.25\u0026quot; inches \/ S","offer_id":42147066282055,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pastie Med 2\u0026quot;-2.25\u0026quot; inches \/ M","offer_id":42147066314823,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pastie Med 2\u0026quot;-2.25\u0026quot; inches \/ L","offer_id":42147066347591,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pastie Med 2\u0026quot;-2.25\u0026quot; inches \/ XL","offer_id":42147066380359,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pastie Med 2\u0026quot;-2.25\u0026quot; inches \/ 2X","offer_id":42147066413127,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pastie Med 2\u0026quot;-2.25\u0026quot; inches \/ 3X","offer_id":42147066445895,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pastie L 2.50\u0026quot;-2.75\u0026quot; inches \/ S","offer_id":42147066478663,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pastie L 2.50\u0026quot;-2.75\u0026quot; inches \/ M","offer_id":42147066511431,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pastie L 2.50\u0026quot;-2.75\u0026quot; inches \/ L","offer_id":42147066544199,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pastie L 2.50\u0026quot;-2.75\u0026quot; inches \/ XL","offer_id":42147066576967,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pastie L 2.50\u0026quot;-2.75\u0026quot; inches \/ 2X","offer_id":42147066609735,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pastie L 2.50\u0026quot;-2.75\u0026quot; inches \/ 3X","offer_id":42147066642503,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/7867\/6039\/files\/61ABF10F-19B4-4E93-9B83-B3D92FF0AEB7_1_105_c.jpg?v=1764095636","url":"https:\/\/yoursassygrandma.com\/products\/sexy-ugly-christmas-sweater-it-is-not-a-plastic-boob-cut-out-see-details-boob-breast-jumper-reindeer-boob-multi-versions","provider":"Yoursassygrandma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}